Look away stereotypes of South Dublin because here's something that may upset you. It's Johnny Sexton. So far so good you may say. But it's the activity that he's engaged in that may cause some sleepless nights.
Look what those Frenchies have done to him. They've forced him into playing soccer. He may be coming home soon but if that keeps up there's some who may feel that he's not even welcome.
However, ruler of the dominion of South Dublin himself, Ross O'Carroll-Kelly, has chosen to explain it away as an April Fools joke but we're not sure he believes that himself.
My favourite April Fool's joke was this obviously Photoshopped picture of Johnny Sexton playing soccer. Brilliant. pic.twitter.com/hVjm76Lt29
— Ross O'Carroll-Kelly (@RossOCK) April 2, 2015
In all seriousness though, the video from whence that picture came, should be of comfort to O'Carroll-Kelly given that Sexton probably won't be giving up the day job anytime soon judging by his lack of desire to properly close down the opposition. Joe Schmidt wouldn't stand for that shoddy defensive effort.