Roy Keane For Hire

Hal LaRoux
By Hal LaRoux
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Roy Keane wakes up today, a man of leisure. He can walk whatever dog he wants to, by the local paper and have a read about his demise. Who will he blame this time, it seems Roy is fast becoming the new Brian Robson. Great player, woeful manager.

Parting Company, Mutual Consent, these just sound like new Rom-Coms.

People who are happy this morning, reading this ever so predictable news -

Clive Clarke

Mick McCarthy

Paul Jewell/Alan Curbishley/An Other unemployed manager

Alfe Inge Haaland

Paddy Vieira

Alan Shearer

Ipswich Town fans

Leeds fans

Arsenal fans

Liverpool fans



People who are unhappy -

Roy Keane's kids - he will be surely putting them through their paces as a result

Sky Sports News - now keane is free to work full time giving them quotes about anything and everything

Carlo Ancelotti - Chelsea were due to face Roy Keane's Ipswich in the FA Cup

Before we leave this subject, lets take a look at Roy's best moments as manager at Ipswich


Norwich fans cook up this fabulous "you're getting sacked in the morning" chant during Roy's derby loss late last year.

That interview, that question, that stare

The mobile phone rant



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