OK, so the Suarez bite thing has kind of blown over a bit at this stage.
The World Cup is nearly over, transfer season is coming into full swing, and the newspapers have moved on, but spare a thought for this eejit, who'll be left not only with an idiotic tattoo for the rest of his life, but a hilariously misspelled idiotic tattoo.
— Brian McCallion (@BbhoyMcCallion) July 8, 2014
Now on the off-chance that the bite mark is actually real, and the result of a fight with a baby shark, we won't flag up the text-spelled "here", but we do draw a gripe with misspelling the name of one of the most talked about names in sport. It's "SWAREZZ", get it right next time.