One intrepid mathematical genius has today become our new favourite redditor after taking the time to work out the probability of a bird crapping in Ashley Young's mouth on live television. Mr or Mrs LifeAuction, you have our eternal gratitude for this.
There has been some debate as to whether this is entirely correct. Obviously the amount of variables in play make it incredibly difficult to get spot on. However, if anyone mathematically inclined wants to pick a hole in LifeAuction's work then please feel free to let us know what you would have done differently. And remember to show your work.