You won't find any of this "All views my own, RTs not endorsements" crap here.
Here are the 10 funniest Twitter bios in Irish sport.
10) Cian Healy
The Ireland and Leinster prop has always had a penchant for a bit of broken field running. And just look at Ted's face here. Glorious scenes.
9) Des Cahill
Outrageous if accurate self-description from the RTÉ man, here.
The RTÉ football pundit has one thing that fellow sex-symbol Des Cahill does not.
Fair play, Richie.
RTÉ have decided what Richie Sadlier is most famous for: pic.twitter.com/KAb5kGDM8F
— Balls.ie (@ballsdotie) August 21, 2013
Judging by his location, the Brummie-born, three-time world middleweight challenger seems to have lost his bearings on his many travels between England's second city, Tipperary and America. Mack The Knife also claims to have put his socialising days behind him. He's fooling no one.
6) Jordi Murphy
Seriously philosophical stuff from the Landsdowne back row.
5) Fenor GAA
'Hon the lads!
Not a known giver of shits, the former Sligo midfield hard man seems to be almost goading you into finding him.
Unbelievable stuff here from Nedzer. You should read this every morning until the end of days.
2) Crumlin GAA
All of the Murphys. Every single one of them.
1) Ray Moylette
Very much the mack-daddy of Twitter bios, Ireland's first ever boxer to win gold at the World Youth Championships in 2008 looks set to become a star should he turn to the pro ranks. Not bad for something the Mayo man dabbles in when he has the time.