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The 6 Lines Of FIFA 15 Commentary We Are Absolutely Sick Of Hearing

The 6 Lines Of FIFA 15 Commentary We Are Absolutely Sick Of Hearing
Mikey Traynor
By Mikey Traynor
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We love FIFA 15 at balls.ie, we've told you that before.

We, like millions of gamers all over the world, have been playing the hell out of FIFA 15 in the two weeks since launch, and we keep coming back for more.

But that doesn't mean that it's all rainbows and lollipops, oh no, there are some things that drive us to the brink of insanity. There are the last minute winners that go through the keeper's legs, the occasional ridiculously soft penalty, and the fact that Fenerbache's Emenike is an is an absolute powerhouse who cannot be stopped. But we can deal with these things.

What we can't deal with any more is the same repetitive lines that Martin Tyler and Alan Smith insist on inflicting upon our brain nearly every time we start up a game.

These are the 6 lines of FIFA 15 commentary we are absolutely sick of hearing.

"And today's match controlled by Mehmet Yildiraz."



Is Mehmet Yildiraz the only referee in the game?! Honestly it seems like every single match starts with mentioning this Turkish ref who loves to give a pen for minimal contact.

"Bought a ticket, nearly won the raffle."


The worst line in commentary history has been forced upon us for YEARS! It was Andy Gray who first said it, and we all know how wise the things that come out of his mouth are. Awful.


"You would have been proud of that header, Alan Smith."


If Martin Tyler kissing Alan Smith's arse wasn't enough, we have to hear about the how the former Arsenal man would have been proud about EVERY header that results in a goal, which is a lot of them.

"Carlos Tevez and his bulldog like approach."


It's still in the game... It's like Martin Tyler is taking the piss out of us now.

Absolutely anything about the 2014 World Cup.


We get it. Gerrard was crap, James Rodriguez was good. Why do we have to hear about the World Cup in every game that features someone who played in it?


"And now our man on the touchline, Geoff Shreeves."


Nobody cares what you have to say Geoff. By the time you've finished telling us that it's just a knock and he's going to play on, the player has been diagnosed with a broken leg and is already subbed.

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