The game that might make Gary Neville explode.

Its all gone a bit barmy at the Bridge. John Terry has scored, so has Theo Walcott and everyone has forgotten to defend.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=di4L2MKYidE[/youtube]

* it is now 3-4, I kid you not. John Terry has slipped to let in RVP. That sound you hear is the Ferdinand's and the wider world laughing.

* It finshed 5-3 to Arsenal. Van Persie with the fifth for his hat-trick. The health of Gary Neville is not yet known.