Birmingham last night passed on the chance to buy Robbie Keane. Who can blame them? Do we have proof anymore that the Ireland captain is still alive? Would you pay 18 million for a ghost? He's a bit like the photo of Marty McFly's family in Back To The Future, gradually disappearing in front of our eyes. The stats say that Robbie has seven appearances this season and six shots. That seemed like a lot! Compare Robbie's fate with that of his former understudy at Spurs, Darren Bent. About all Robbie can hope for now is Niall Quinn pity. We welcome any proof of Robbie's existence in the space below.