Arsenal have given an injury update on their midfielder Jack Wilshere, and it's honestly so predictable that it's difficult to read.
When Brazilian midfielder Gabriel inadvertently injured Wilshere in training before the Community Shield, many Arsenal fans rolled their eyes and expected to maybe see Wilshere in action sometime in late October, but it now it has been announced that Jack requires surgery, and won't be seen on a football pitch until 2016.
BREAKING: Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere requires surgery on hairline fracture in left leg #SSNHQ
— Sky Sports News HQ (@SkySportsNewsHQ) September 15, 2015
Wilshere's luck with injuries has been absolutely atrocious in recent years, and unfortunately it seems to be purely down to his style of play, as he always seems to invite challenges with his dribbling style of touching the ball ever so slightly too far ahead of him.
When he's fit, Wilshere is a vital component of the Arsenal aide, and their win percentage is significantly higher, but he is spending more time in the physio room than on the pitch, and Arsenal fans are fed up:
— talkSPORT (@talkSPORT) September 15, 2015
Not all commenters see the Wilshere news with a glass half empty pic.twitter.com/3w3Frj9VsU
— arseblog (@arseblog) September 15, 2015
Just declare Jack Wilshere clinically dead and then regard any improvements from there as an "injury boost".
— Football Clichés (@FootballCliches) September 15, 2015
— Duane Isaac Ellis (@ibizaclubber) September 15, 2015
— AG (@AGo1) September 15, 2015
— Bhavya Jain (@cedsc) September 15, 2015
— Jason Patel (@gunnersfan200) September 15, 2015
There are legends, and then there are "legends." Jack Wilshere now falls into a category that includes Perry Groves and Emmanuel Eboue.
— Garden State Gooners (@GardenStGooners) September 14, 2015
On this day in 2008, Jack Wilshere made his Premier League debut for Arsenal And the rest is injury. pic.twitter.com/H5GCGLi3ez
— Lauren (@MBBETTING) September 14, 2015