Last week we brought you the Top 5 Sexiest Jerseys From Around Europe This Season, and they were very tasty indeed.
This week, we are bringing you the exact opposite, and rather than expecting you to widen your eyes and contemplate a purchase, these jerseys are here purely for your amusement.
Disgusting sponsors, weird patterns, and colours that just don't work all feature, here are the ugliest jerseys in Europe this season.
#5 - Celtic Away
"My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"
The one positive from this is that if you're wearing it in a poorly lit area at night, drivers will be able to see. Although, the jersey is so bad they may choose to run you over anyway.
#4 - Sturm Graz Away
It looks like a cycling jersey, and a particularly ugly one at that. That sponsor... Just awful.
#3 - Las Palmas Away
If you're wondering where you've seen this one before, it's probably from The Inbetweeners movie. All that's missing from this pisstake "Lads On Holiday" t-shirt is a cringe-worthy nickname like "Mr.Big Nob" on the back.
Las Palmas are in La Liga, a top division European team wearing this? Ridiculous.
#2 - FC Porto Away
Porto jerseys are normally beautiful, but not only does this one look crap, it looks like it is actually made of crap.
#1 - Norwich City Third
An ugly Rugby jersey with a massive yellow square cut out and that huge Aviva logo there again. Shocking.