In light of Eamon Dunphy's claim that German football is in decline, we were emboldened to create a list of things that we believe to be in decline including some of the thoughts that Eamon might have on these subjects.
Miley Cyrus' fame
She's only a Bengal Lancer
The Chinese economy
John'll tell you. Isn't it John?
It's a good interface, it's not a great one
Gaelic Football in Dublin
I'm aiming to blow this hype apart
Violence in Syria
These guys don't know what they're talking about?
Gareth Bale's wages
He hasn't done it Bill
Ireland's Debt Clock
I'm telling you what the facts are Bill
Drugs Among Top Sprinters
Liam, are you going to let me finish? You going to let me finish?
Abortions taking place in Ireland
I've managed to stay alive for 65 years baby