Things That Are (Like German Football) In Decline

Conor Neville
By Conor Neville
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In light of Eamon Dunphy's claim that German football is in decline, we were emboldened to create a list of things that we believe to be in decline including some of the thoughts that Eamon might have on these subjects.


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The Chinese economy

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The Internet

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Gaelic Football in Dublin

I'm aiming to blow this hype apart


Violence in Syria


These guys don't know what they're talking about?


Gareth Bale's wages

He hasn't done it Bill

Global warming

Spoofers, Bill


Ireland's Debt Clock

I'm telling you what the facts are Bill

Drugs Among Top Sprinters

Liam, are you going to let me finish? You going to let me finish?



Abortions taking place in Ireland

I've managed to stay alive for 65 years baby




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