Follow us on an incredible journey.
This week a brand new twitter account has been created to keep Manchester United fans clued in to the latest breaking news regarding many areas of the club. The account @TotallyManU might be our favourite thing on twitter.
Lets start with the first post on the account, which was a startling claim by a man who is clearly chasing his dream:
I left my job to start this account and I hope to bring happiness to United fans around the world. Follow my incredible journey.
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 17, 2014
And then he tried out a truly terrific hashtag:
I would hereby like to welcome you all to TotallyManU. #FollowMyIncredibleJourney
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 17, 2014
Here at TotallyManU we work hard day & night to provide Man United fans with the latest breaking news, plus special offers. Who's excited?
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 17, 2014
Exciting times ahead. Who's excited? We are.
The self-appointed CEO of @TotallyManU then had big news, as he announced the launch of the official Instagram account.
As CEO of TotallyManU I am delighted to announce our official Instagram page which will launch August 20th. #TotallyManU
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 17, 2014
Questions were asked about the decision to leave a job to start a twitter account, the reply was firm.
The decision to leave my job to start this account wasn't easy. Please respect my privacy at this time. My focus now is on #TotallyManU.
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 17, 2014
The real action began after information was revealed of a two hour long converstaion with Manchester United's official twitter account over the possibility of talking to Ed Woodward..
Representatives from TotallyManU have been on the phone to @ManUtd for the last 2 hours. We are hoping to speak to Ed Woodward this evening.
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 18, 2014
Until we all had to suffer intense displeasure.
It gives me intense displeasure to break to you that we were unable to speak to Ed Woodward this evening. We will try again. #TotallyManU
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 18, 2014
Don't try and give him stick though, he doesn't care, he does what he wants.
People call me crazy for quitting my job to start this account. I don't care. I'm here to break news to United fans. It's my job now.
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 18, 2014
But cheers for the overwhelming support:
The overwhelming support I have received has not gone unnoticed. As CEO of #TotallyManU I would like to thank all of you for the support.
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 18, 2014
One of the features of @TotallyManU is the official announcement of signings that have already been officially announced:
As chief executive of TotallyManU I would like to announce the signing of Marcos Rojo to Manchester United. pic.twitter.com/EIT3GrLznr
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 19, 2014
As well as actual parties for the launch of an Instagram account:
I am hosting a TotallyManU Instagram party tonight in Manchester! Get your tickets NOW! Message me for details. #TotallyManU
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 19, 2014
Which apparently didn't go too well..
Really low turnout tonight for the TotallyManU Instagram party. I have to say I'm very disappointed.
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 19, 2014
Gutted.
But at least he's got a trip to Madrid to look forward to:
I will be dipping into my savings to fly to Madrid to get the latest on the Di Maria to united deal. I fly tomorrow. #MUFC #TotallyManU
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 19, 2014
As well as the much anticipated launch of the Instagram account:
I am humbled and honoured to unveil the opening of the TotallyManU Instagram page!! It's finally here! Get following! pic.twitter.com/Uoj9FvcsaS
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 20, 2014
Follow his incredible journey!
Unfortunately, the tweets suddenly took a nasty turn. What happened to the overwhelming support?
Well it's safe to say I well and truly fucked up. I shouldn't of quit my job. My followers are a waste of time and I've had shit support.
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 21, 2014
That was out of the blue. And he wasn't finished!
What a fuckin disgrace you've all been
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 21, 2014
I left a well paid job to start a twitter account where I could break news to united fans. All I've done is receive abuse. Fuck off all of u
— Totally Man U (@TotallyManU) August 21, 2014
So sudden! While it may have ended prematurely, it certainly was an incredible journey.
H/T: The Mirror.
