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@TotallyManU: The Twitter Account That's So Bad It's Brilliant

Mikey Traynor
By Mikey Traynor
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Follow us on an incredible journey.

This week a brand new twitter account has been created to keep Manchester United fans clued in to the latest breaking news regarding many areas of the club. The account @TotallyManU might be our favourite thing on twitter.

Lets start with the first post on the account, which was a startling claim by a man who is clearly chasing his dream:

And then he tried out a truly terrific hashtag:




Exciting times ahead. Who's excited? We are.

The self-appointed CEO of @TotallyManU then had big news, as he announced the launch of the official Instagram account.

Questions were asked about the decision to leave a job to start a twitter account, the reply was firm.



The real action began after information was revealed of a two hour long converstaion with Manchester United's official twitter account over the possibility of talking to Ed Woodward..

Until we all had to suffer intense displeasure.

Don't try and give him stick though, he doesn't care, he does what he wants.

But cheers for the overwhelming support:


One of the features of @TotallyManU is the official announcement of signings that have already been officially announced:

As well as actual parties for the launch of an Instagram account:

Which apparently didn't go too well..


But at least he's got a trip to Madrid to look forward to:

As well as the much anticipated launch of the Instagram account:

Follow his incredible journey!

Unfortunately, the tweets suddenly took a nasty turn. What happened to the overwhelming support?

That was out of the blue. And he wasn't finished!

So sudden! While it may have ended prematurely, it certainly was an incredible journey.

H/T: The Mirror.


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