Happy Transfer Deadline Day everybody. One of the great days on the sporting calendar, and it comes but twice a year. We'll have every significant move, and some not so significant ones too, between now and 11pm tonight when the transfer window slams shut until January.
So the window 'slams shut' today. Count how many times you hear that said. Truth is it simply 'closes'.
— Richard Keys (@richardajkeys) August 31, 2017
Shut up Richard.
Brighton: Ezequiel Schelotto - from Sporting Lisbon - Undisclosed fee
Burnley: Nahki Wells - from Huddersfield - Undisclosed fee
Liverpool: Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain - from Arsenal - Undisclosed fee
Swansea: Renato Sanches - from Bayern Munich - Season-long loan
Tottenham: Serge Aurier - from PSG - Undisclosed fee
Watford: Orestis Karnezis - from Udinese - Season-long loan
Watford: Marvin Zeegelaar - from Sporting Lisbon - Undisclosed fee
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