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Twitter Can't Quite Believe Shane Long Is Worth £12 Million

Twitter Can't Quite Believe Shane Long Is Worth £12 Million

The world's foremost authority on football transfers, the Twitter account of Jim White (which we have every reason to believe is manned by Jim White), tonight broke the news to a disbelieving public that we all now live in world where Shane Long (fine diligent, workmanlike striker) is now worth £12m.

Apparently, Koeman moved for the Tipperary man after his original target, Javier Hernandez, turned down a possible move to Southampton.

Twitter is struggling to process the news. Here are the best tweets.

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Conor Neville
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