A selection of the best unlikely football quotes we've seen on Twitter.
#unlikelyfootballquotes I insisted I wasn't worth 100k a week, and said I'd happily settle for minimum wage. I just love playing.
— Andrew (@goodasyou1980) September 5, 2013
#unlikelyfootballquotes "We asked Ian Holloway, but he refused to comment."
— Nick (@LeaveItYeh) September 5, 2013
#unlikelyfootballquotes 'Credit where it's due, the official behind the goal with the stick has had a magnificent game'.
— Twentington (@twentington) September 5, 2013
#unlikelyfootballquotes "we had no troubles with the grass today. We lost because we actually deserved to." - Xavi
— Eman (@Eman_rm) September 5, 2013
#UnlikelyFootballQuotes 1 minute of added time here at Old Trafford
— Thomas Collins (@ThomasCollins_9) September 4, 2013
#unlikelyfootballquotes "You boys lift the cup today, I've left my kit at home" John Terry
— Jack Stokes (@Jack_Stokes) September 5, 2013
#unlikelyfootballquotes "No really, I'm fine. I have a plaster. Let us continue."
— Natalie Holborow (@missholborow) September 5, 2013
“I bought him because one of my players said he turned out great on Football Manager” #unlikelyfootballquotes
— Tom Coast (@sardinetrawler) September 5, 2013
#unlikelyfootballquotes "you don't usually get this good a player for 4.25 mil-wait, we signed him for HOW MUCH?" - Arsene Wenger
— Bagas Togatorop (@bagastoga) September 5, 2013
"Actually, guys, could you leave the room? I'd like to make love to this lady alone" #UnlikelyFootballQuotes
— Rick Edwards (@rickedwards1) September 5, 2013