My grandmother is a sports nut but usually she manages to keep her bad language in check bar hurling the odd profanity at the unfortunate referees who have wronged her.
Even at her worst however, she is a kitten in comparison to this Man City granny. Her grandkids decided to trick her into thinking that City had scored in the opening stages of yesterday's match. She arrives at pace into the living room, before turning on the pair of rapscallions and unleashing a unmerciful tirade of abuse when she discovers they were pulling her leg.
hat-tip: Kevin Oliver Murray