If you told us earlier today that we had to guess which Premier League player we would see dancing with their dog on YouTube, the absolute last name we would suggest is that of Manchester United's make-shift right-back Antonio Valencia.
It's not that Valencia isn't a nice person, it's just that it's questionable whether he is a person at all, and not a cyborg sent back in time. A man (?) who had previously never displayed a single emotion has now starred in a video that can be described as "cute" and we don't know what to think.
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Well, it could be that he was programmed to do this so as to ease suspicions.
Actually, that must be what it is. We're onto you Antonio.
via 101greatgoals.com
