If you're a goalkeeper for a side that is losing 4-0, you can probably get away with taking some time out from your shot-stopping duties to have a sneaky slash behind the goals. however, thanks to the emergence of smartphone technology, this sort of behaviour rarely goes unnoticed.
This was the case for the aptly-named Dutch goalkeeper Arjan Kok who's act of squeezing the lemon during a league match was recorded by one fan and swiftly uploaded to the internet for all to see.
Props must be given to the spectator in the blue jacket who despite being painfully close to the urinating keeper, did not avert his gaze once from the action on the pitch. Just keep looking forward, buddy. The awkward situation will all be over soon.
Hat tip: Who Ate All The Pies