Geoff Shreeves got a bit of a fright when he tried to interview Samuel Eto'o after the Cameroon striker hit a hat trick against Man United for Chelsea today. The flow of French that followed from the first question to him was helpfully if not accurately translated by John Terry. Sky should think about having a full time translator given the cosmopolitan nature of the Premier League and we know a good one...
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