Tom Cleverley is a wanted man.
If you told us that last summer we would have laughed in your face, but alas, a string of impressive goalscoring performances in the claret and blue of Aston Villa have seen interest mount in the on-loan Manchester United midfielder.
Everton, Arsenal, and Wolfsburg are just some of the clubs who have been linked with Cleverley, so when the question was raised on the possibility of Villa making the loan permanent, part-time amateur comedian/Premier League manager Tim Sherwood detailed his evil master plan to make Tom sign on the dotted line...
You may or may not have enjoyed that joke from Mr.Sherwood, but it doesn't really matter, as just look at how much he, himself, enjoyed it:
Top, top, press conference whimsy.