Watch: Adorable Bastard Thomas Müller Makes Sure Xabi Alonso Is Warm On The Bench

Thomas Müller might not know how to celebrate a goal, but he sure knows how to celebrate a friendship.

With Bayern leading Köln 1-0, former Real Madrid midfielder Xabi Alonso was withdrawn. In a moment of sheer bromantic passion, his old pal decided to make sure he kept warm.

That gaze would melt even the coldest of hearts.

I want a girl to care for me the way Muller cares for Xabi Alonso

— V 🇧🇬 (@vkazakov11) March 19, 2016

Bayern went eight points clear at the top of the Bundesliga thanks to Robert Lewandowski's 25th goal of the season, but it was the magic on the bench which stole the show on a chilly night in Cologne.