Last week we thought that Jamie Redknapp revealing the fact that Emmanuel Eboue is sending him daily text messages trying to convert him to Christianity was the strangest thing we heard all week... But then along came Pascal Chimbonda.
Footage has surfaced of the former Spurs and Wigan full-back on French TV, where he shocked Emmanuel Petit with his story about Jimmy Bullard.
The Frenchman who comically struggled to deal with the cold weather in England by wearing gloves all-year long described Bullard as "crazy" before telling an anecdote where he pleasured himself while watching TV in a room with five teammates.
The incredibly French "Ooh la la" reactions were great to watch.
L'anecdote surréaliste de Pascal Chimbonda ... sur la masturbation d'un de ses anciens coéquipiers !!! ????? #LeVestiaire cc @TheSun pic.twitter.com/CpgKY3PkwH
— SFR Sport (@SFR_Sport) October 31, 2016
The English are all crazy. Jimmy Bullard… Wow… We are in a room watching TV. I look to my right and the guy is in the process of (makes a certain hand gesture). He in his head, he was not right. It was in a room in a hotel. There were 5 of us in the room.
Wow.
We've heard a hell of a lot of Jimmy Bullard stories, but never that one. The former Fulham and Wigan midfielder has his own podcast in association with TV station 'Dave' called 'The Magic Sponge', and while you'd hear some crazy storys on that show, we never heard anything like that.
Pascal Chimbonda needs his own podcast.
