You've been brought on specifically to take a penalty, and while that adds an undeniable amount of pressure to the situation, you've got to at least keep it simple and get the shot on target.
Instead, Zaza decided to do a sort of dance on the spot in an agonisingly slow run-up that informed everybody who was watching that it was about to be missed, what they did not know however, was that it was about to be missed so spectacularly.
Kids watching at home, this is everything you want to avoid in a penalty shootout:
What an absolute tit.
Manuel Neuer is not someone who is going to fall for your bullshit, and even if you did manage to score you still look like a total muppet. The mind boggles, it really does.
If you were Matteo Darmian, who ultimately missed the penalty that gave Germany their chance to win, or even Graziano Pelle, you'd be loving your teammate for taking the heat off of you would that absolute bollocksology.