Norrby defender Mehmed Dresevic experienced the full range of human emotions as he was sent off almost instantaneously following his hat-trick goal in a Swedish third division tie on Monday night.
The Swede of Montenegrin descent added a spectacular third goal - his side's fifth in a 6-1 victory over Tvaaker - and duly wheeled away in celebration. But, like a typical defender, he lost the arse altogether and climbed into the stands to self-applaud.
He deservedly received a second yellow card for his scallywaggery, much to the ire of his teammates, who presumably couldn't believe the sheer audacity of the man.
Medi firar sitt hattrick med att gå upp på läktaren för att applådera sig själv. Glömde av sitt gula #ettanfotboll pic.twitter.com/qi0DJBZXDr
— Norrby IF (@NorrbyIF) August 30, 2016
Now, while his celebration might have been admittedly thoroughly enjoyable, there's simply no excuse for hopping into the stands when you're on a yellow, regardless of how many goals you've scored from whatever position. It's gobshite behaviour, frankly. Everybody knows the bloody rules.
And as for his protestations? Come off it, Mehmed. You're fooling nobody. It's a deserved one-match ban for you.