Sky Sports reported last night that according to their sources Wayne Rooney is "angry and confused" by Manchester United's comments on his future.
Here's how Twitter reacted to the news.
When has Wayne Rooney not been "angry and confused"?
— Daniel Harris (@DanielHarris) July 17, 2013
Angry and Confused is as far as Wayne Rooney got in trying to list the Seven Dwarfs.
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) July 16, 2013
Wayne Rooney's confused? Try staying in the Best Western Sligo Southern which is in the North-West of the country...
— Neil O'Riordan (@noriordan) July 16, 2013
Rooney is "angry and confused"? Time to put away that crossword, Wayne.
— Ian Walsh (@walsh_i) July 16, 2013
And of course there was the obligatory hashtag.
Seeing himself on Match of the Day and thinking "How am I in 2 places at once?!" #ThingsThatAngerAndConfuseWayneRooney
— Mario Balotelli (@MarioBaloltelli) July 16, 2013
— QuebecTango (@quebectango) July 17, 2013
— Ginster (@audleyite) July 17, 2013
— MCFC News/Views (@McfcMCFC) July 16, 2013
Having a worse chance conversion rate (18.2%) than left-back Patrice Evra (20%). #ThingsThatAngerAndConfuseWayneRooney
— Squawka Football (@Squawka) July 17, 2013
#ThingsThatAngerAndConfuseWayneRooney The fact that when he wakes up in the morning he's gone into the future by a few hours.
— Lisa (@BiscuitAhoy) July 17, 2013