Look, we here at Balls.ie love Tommy. Him streaking down the field in Cardiff in '09 with Ryle's "Tommyyy Bowwweeeeee!" is up there with any Irish sporting moment you'd care to mention this past decade. But this is unforgivably bad. The wooden deleivery at the start is fine, the material doesn't give him much to work with. But the end? I hope you got plenty of foot-long steak and cheese's lad.