There were emotional scenes in the fantasy football podcast room (overlooking Dublin's premier Turkish Social Club) as Mark Farrelly burst into tears, overwhelmed by the enormity of the task facing him.
The deluded Cavan man apparently can't hack the fact that he is not No.1 in Ireland. Quite where he got the idea that this was a genuine possibility we cannot say.
This episode also contains an ode to the most ill-fated segment in podcasting history, Welbs Watch. You can download this week's podcast from iTunes here or from Soundcloud here.