There's an absolute bargain going on two tickets to the Cardiff City-West Ham game. Somewhat annoyed West Ham supporter Dave Quinn has posted on the West Ham Facebook page offering this incredible deal.
If you're willing to part with some belly-button fluff, then you can get hold of two precious tickets to this gripping encounter and stand among the throng of West Ham supporters giving the 13th best paid manager in the world dog's abuse for 90+ minutes.
Sadly, he requires some sort of cert proving mental illness. Should you be unlucky enough not to be afflicted with some debilitating mental illness (Dave has doubts you'll have any need for the tickets in that case) then you'll have to get a note off the doctor of the kind you used to get back in your school-days.
