Zlatan Ibrahimovic hit a hat-trick as PSG defeated Toulouse 4-2 in Ligue 1 today. To seal his hat trick, Zlatan had a penalty and decided to deliberately miss a panenka and score the rebound as to not to conform to the regular way of scoring from panenkas. He's making a wider statement about the world here that you and I cannot understand. Zlatan misses panenka is not a true statement. Everything Zlatan does is meant.
He also had some choice words about the Premier League today.