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Zlatan Responds To Stupid Question Like Only Zlatan Would

Zlatan Responds To Stupid Question Like Only Zlatan Would
By Conall Cahill

We are pleased to announce that there has been another entry onto the growing and brilliant list of Zlatan quotes.

Zlatan Ibrahimovic has had a tough few weeks at Manchester United. After scoring five goals in his first five games at United he had only bagged one goal since September 10th until he knocked two past Łukasz Fabiański in the Swansea goal at the weekend.

The two goals perhaps summed up what Zlatan does best. His first one combined his strength as a frontman with his pace, skill and adept finishing while for the second he delightfully bought himself a yard of space before firing a precise shot into the left hand corner of the net.

Zlatan is known worldwide for his brilliance with a football but is perhaps just as notorious for the one-liners he comes out with every so often. "What John Carew can do with a football, I can do with an orange", etc. Generally Zlatan's quotes combine a cutting wit with a supreme level of confidence in his own ability.

SEE ALSO: Don't Touch Zlatan. Don't Ever Touch Zlatan.

And there was another Zlatan moment after United's 3-1 win over Swansea.

Zlatan is asked by a reporter if he was for some reason aware of the fact that his second goal was the 25,000th in the history of the Premier League. His response was utterly Zlatan-esque.

The latest addition to the growing and brilliant list of Zlatan quotes


And then there was his response to the yellow card he received in the game (from 1:31 in the video below) which means he is banned from United's next game against Arsenal.

I thought we play in England, no? We play rough in England. That's what I heard. Every time I try to play rough I get a yellow card. I don't know why he gave me a yellow card. Maybe I was too tired to hear what he said but I sacrifice for the team and if I need to get a yellow, I'll take it. I have no problems.


What a man. Interesting to note how knackered himself and Pogba look here - clearly any slump United might be going through isn't through lack of trying.


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