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14 GAA Player Names That Sound Like Porn Stars

14 GAA Player Names That Sound Like Porn Stars

Dessie Mone

Sounds like she is...

A pornstar who's very innuendo driven in order to hide her lack of acting skills.

Is actually...

A tireless defender who gave absolutely everything.

TJ Reid

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Sounds like she is...

A blonde bombshell who was at her most popular around the turn of the millennium and would go on to claim to have had an affair with Donald Trump.

 Is actually...

A hurler who's so busy eating steak and perfecting the game that he doesn't know porn exists.

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Babs Keating

Sounds like she...

Was a big busted woman from the 1970s.

Is actually...

A big busted man from the 1970s.

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Gooch Cooper

Sounds like she is...

An American temptress who has just caught her son's friend wandering around the house.

Is actually...

A player who was so good at football he could actually be x-rated.

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Mickey Burke

Sounds like she is...

A phenomenon of the early 2000s who is a bundle of energy.

Is actually...

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A phenomenon of Longwood who is a bundle of energy.

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Nicky English

Sounds like she is...

Mickey Burke's production partner.

Is actually...

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Dave McIntyre's commentary partner and Tipp legend.

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Ja Fallon

Sounds like she is...

A dominatrix whose full name is Jasmine.

Is actually...

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A dominator of centre backs whose full name is Jarlath.

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Cha Fitzpatrick

Sounds like she is...

The token redhead.

Is actually...

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The token redhead.

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Ogie Moran

Sounds like she is...

A real handful who is always in control.

Is actually...

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A real handful who was always in control at centre forward.

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Star Donaghy

Sounds like she is...

An older woman with a penchant for playing the part of a teacher.

Is actually...

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A gamechanger who had the best hands in football.

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Charlie Redmond

Sounds like she is...

Another star of the 1980s.

Is actually...

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Another star of the 1990s.

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Fingers O'Connell

Sounds like she is...

A magician in bed, with all the swagger of one too.

Is actually...

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A magician at wing forward for Clare, with all the swagger of one too.

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Dean Rock

Sounds like he is...

A talisman male star who directors can always rely on.

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Is actually...

A talisman free-taker who managers can always rely on.

Christy Ring

Sounds like she is...

The greatest of them all.

Is actually...

The greatest of them all.

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