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14 GAA Player Names That Sound Like Porn Stars

14 GAA Player Names That Sound Like Porn Stars
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Dessie Mone

Sounds like she is...

A pornstar who's very innuendo driven in order to hide her lack of acting skills.

Is actually...

A tireless defender who gave absolutely everything.

TJ Reid

Sounds like she is...

A blonde bombshell who was at her most popular around the turn of the millennium and would go on to claim to have had an affair with Donald Trump.

 Is actually...

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A hurler who's so busy eating steak and perfecting the game that he doesn't know porn exists.

Babs Keating

Sounds like she...

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Was a big busted woman from the 1970s.

Is actually...

A big busted man from the 1970s.

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Gooch Cooper

Sounds like she is...

An American temptress who has just caught her son's friend wandering around the house.

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Is actually...

A player who was so good at football he could actually be x-rated.

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Mickey Burke

Sounds like she is...

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A phenomenon of the early 2000s who is a bundle of energy.

Is actually...

A phenomenon of Longwood who is a bundle of energy.

Nicky English

Sounds like she is...

Mickey Burke's production partner.

Is actually...

Dave McIntyre's commentary partner and Tipp legend.

Ja Fallon

Sounds like she is...

A dominatrix whose full name is Jasmine.

Is actually...

A dominator of centre backs whose full name is Jarlath.

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Cha Fitzpatrick

Sounds like she is...

The token redhead.

Is actually...

The token redhead.

Ogie Moran

Sounds like she is...

A real handful who is always in control.

Is actually...

A real handful who was always in control at centre forward.

Star Donaghy

Sounds like she is...

An older woman with a penchant for playing the part of a teacher.

Is actually...

A gamechanger who had the best hands in football.

Charlie Redmond

Sounds like she is...

Another star of the 1980s.

Is actually...

Another star of the 1990s.

Fingers O'Connell

Sounds like she is...

A magician in bed, with all the swagger of one too.

Is actually...

A magician at wing forward for Clare, with all the swagger of one too.

 

Dean Rock

Sounds like he is...

A talisman male star who directors can always rely on.

Is actually...

A talisman free-taker who managers can always rely on.

Christy Ring

Sounds like she is...

The greatest of them all.

Is actually...

The greatest of them all.

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