Gather round children, gather round and let Coman Goggins tell you the tale of the Dublin SFC semi-finals over the weekend.
If you're not sitting by the fireside and sipping hot chocolate while you listen to his narration, then you are doing it incorrectly.
The former Dublin player could just as easily be reading an extract from a children's book - The Shamrogues for example (an old school reference there) - as speaking about Diarmuid Connolly's sharpshooting. Hopefully he had a pipe in his hand and a blanket over his lap while he recorded this - as would befit his placid style.
Alas, there was no fairytale at Parnell Park on Sunday as both favourites progressed to the final.
St. Vincent's kept up their hopes of three titles in a row with a 0-22 to 2-9 win against fellow northsiders Na Fianna.
While earlier in the day, Ballyboden St. Enda's defeated Clontarf on a scoreline of 0-12 to 0-10.
Video: Official Dublin GAA
