Fresh off his more-viral-than-the-Ebola-virus Olympics commentary, Francis 'The Viper' Higgins, Hardy Buck, smooth talker and fixture in many a Swinford car park, in conjunction with the fine people at BoyleSports, has offered up his own alternative commentary to yesterday's All-Ireland final. Ger Canning, eat your heart out. Yes, it was a depressing afternoon for Mayo people of all stripes and vintages and you can hear the frustration in The Viper's voice. Down 201 to nothing after ten minutes, there really was no way back for the proud Mayomen. The Viper also has a few choice words for Daniel Day Lewis's sport-loving brother Jim McGuinness as he struggles to come to grips with the vagaries of gaelic football.
His overall message to Donegal as they celebrate their second All-Ireland win in 20 years: Fuck off with your 200 points. We look forward t his commentary when Mayo finally lift Sam.
This video comes courtesy of BoyleSports
