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We Investigate The Incredible Trend Of Kerry Jerseys At The Masters

We Investigate The Incredible Trend Of Kerry Jerseys At The Masters
By Balls Team Updated

Amid the usual deference to plants, cabins and the authority of man, the Masters at Augusta National in Georgia can be relied upon to deliver on one further thing every year: a Kerry jersey.

Pretty much every year, among the hushed, devoted and uniformed masses at Augusta National, there will be at least one lad wearing a Kerry jersey.

Here is the sample evidence.






None Spotted








No supporters at the Masters due to covid, no Kerry jersey spotted


None spotted


So most years, a Kerry jersey gets spotted at the Masters.

So what is the thinking behind it all? We have two possible explanations.

Thesis 1

Imperialism has never been something the Irish have given much time to. At the time the sun supposedly never set on the British Empire, we were happy to get ourselves out of it and then take the piss out of it. (The sun never set on the British Empire because God didn't trust an Englishman in the dark etc.)

But in recent years, we have seen a new kind of Irish expansion take hold across the world, specifically in Augusta, Georgia. It is subtle but modern in execution: exploiting the boundless opportunities of propaganda on offer through the meritorious realm of Content Curation.

It is possible that the festooning of Augusta with Kerrygold is a slow form of cultural imperialism: the Irish taking over America. Generally, every summer, American beaches are conquered by lads in GAA jerseys holding bags of cans, but the Kerry invasion of Augusta seems a more deliberate campaign.

Firstly, the target. Where better to strike, than the soft, privileged and complacent belly of American society? And as for the Kerryman, perhaps he is best suited to taking over America. They have the necessary feeling of inherent superiority to conquer foreign lands. This, from John B. Keane:

Being born a Kerryman, in my opinion, is the greatest gift that God can bestow on any man. When you belong to Kerry you know you have a head start on the other fellow... In belonging to Kerry, you belong to the elements. You belong to the spheres spinning in the heavens.

This argument has some faults in it, however. Why the gap in 2015? This brings it on to our second thesis...

Thesis 2

It's all a Kerry GAA conspiracy to remind Dublin and the rest of the country of the Kingdom's Gaelic football primacy: the deliberate placing of the Kerry jersey in the public consciousness to remind rivals that they will never go away.

The trend began in 2012: after Dublin's All-Ireland final victory over Kerry. Dublin represented the greatest single threat to Kerry's dominance in years, so steps were needed to re-assert Kerry's prevalence: they needed spotting at a major sporting event ahead of the Championship, something to reinforce Keane's idea that a Kerry footballer with an inferiority complex is one who considers himself as only being as good as anyone else.

This may help to explain the absence in 2015: Kerry had won the All-Ireland the previous September, meaning they perhaps rested on their laurels. Dublin's subsequent Sam roughly disabused them of such complacency, and the jersey returned for a 2016 sighting behind Dustin Johnson.

So those are our explanations. Please tell us if you have a better explanation by emailing the [email protected]

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