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Proof That Mayo's Cillian O'Connor Is Merely A Glitch In The Matrix

Proof That Mayo's Cillian O'Connor Is Merely A Glitch In The Matrix
By Eoin Lyons

Now I'm not one for conspiracies, I believe man landed on the moon, I'm pretty sure Tupac is dead and I reckon that the Royal family are not shape shifting lizard people.

But upon trawling through Sportsfile's excellent library of photographs, I have come to the conclusion that Mayo forward Cillian O'Connor is nothing more than a glitch in the Matrix.

Before it dive into the overwhelming evidence here's  a little context for my thesis:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_KmNZNT5xw

A deja-vu is a glitch in the Matrix, it happens when they change something.

So bearing that clip in mind let's take a look at the evidence:

Exhibit A - Mayo V Roscommon

August 7th, 2017. Mayo captain Cillian O'Connor jumps the bench, looking down with a ball under his right arm.

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Exhibit B - Mayo V Kerry

August 2oth, 2017. Cillian O'Connor jumps the bench, looking down with a ball under his right arm.

Exhibit C - Mayo V Kerry 2

August 26th, 2017. Mayo captain Cillian O'Connor jumps the bench, looking down with a ball under his right arm.

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Exhibit D - Mayo V Dublin

September 17th, 2017. Mayo captain Cillian O'Connor jumps the bench, looking down with a ball under his right arm.

Look, I could take two similar photographs as being a coincidence, hell even with three I'd still have my doubts... but four identical photos of Mayo captain Cillian O'Connor jumping over a bench looking down with a ball under his right arm? Nope, something is up here. O'Connor is clearly a crony for agent Smith. You've just been red pilled, you're welcome.

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Images via Sportsfile

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