This Colm Cooper get well card has the most accurately drawn image of the Gooch you'll see today, as done by a little kid.
OK, 5-year-old Mark hasn't yet mastered drawing arms or legs, but the face is unmistakably Cooper's.
The angelic facial expression can only be put down to the fact that he is ecstatic at having turned into a large bird-type creature.
Think you can do better? We'd love to see your efforts.
— Briain Ó Luanaigh (@Looneytours) February 17, 2014
It's a lot more sympathetic to Cooper than this AIB ad in yesterday's Indo.