Shit You'll Hear In The Run-up To The All-Ireland Final

Tickets are like golddust

No harm goin' in as Underdogs

They'll have 31 counties behind them

The cousin's coming back from America

"The winning ticket is a salmon coloured one. No 325. Ken Ward, where is he? Oh there he is. Well done Ken, you're off to Croker."

I don't care if it's 0-2 to 0-1 at the end

The lowest scoring all-ireland final of all time. The 1924 one which was played in 1925

That Up for the Match is horrid shite

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVC6vjNvHjM

Did you get two beside each other?

Are you goin' in for the minor game?

What Hill 16 will look like as this weekend's minor final enters the closing stages

Quinns or Big Tree?

Credit: QuinnsDrumcondra.ie

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I'm not going through the same ordeal trying to get tickets for the replay. We'll watch it on telly