Barry Glendenning was very fond of that old Ardal O'Hanlon joke, where he said he wanted to host his own show where he could have Neil Armstrong on and not mention the moon once.
So it goes with Anthony Nash and penalties these days.
Nash tells us which of his Cork teammates he'd like to take a one-on-one penalty on if they had their hands tied behind their backs. He opted for two teammates who spent the day sabotaging his National League press conference.
Hi Anthony. Is it true you wear a very small cup in goals? #AllianzLeagues #Gaa
— Jamie Coughlan (@coughlan_jamie) February 9, 2015
Hi Anthony , do you use spray tan or the sun beds more regularly ??? #AllianzLeagues #Gaa
— Paudie O'Sullivan (@psull88) February 9, 2015
Nash's view is that Jamie and Paudie are desperate for new followers. He hopes that they succeed in getting more and is calling everyone to follow them.
We are supporting this urgent appeal. Paudie and Jamie's twitter accounts can be found here and here. Remember with just two clicks of a mouse you can give them each one more follower.
Spread the word #PrayforPaudie and #PrayforJamie.