An Essential Photo Guide To How We Can Be More Like Miguel Angel Jimenez

Pro golfers aren't always the most agreeable of chaps, but who can honestly say that they don't adore Miguel Ángel Jiménez?

The swagger, the humour, the cigars, the wine, the stretches; the classic, homespun technique - but above all, the glorious manner in which the man quite simply doesn't give the slightest fuck.

In honour of El Mecánico's brave showing at Augusta at the weekend, we've put together a guide on how to be more like the Most Interesting Golfer In The World.

1. Smoke only the best cigars - constantly (but not during tournament play)

 2. Drink only very, very, VERY fine wine

3. Take up GAA/cricket umpiring

4. Get your round in

5. Embrace local customs using your cigar

6. Embrace your festive side

7. Stretch suggestively

8. Fart inventively 

9. Dance like no-one's watching

10. Dive straight into new experiences

11. Make interesting friends

12. Plot the downfall of your enemies

13. Take selfies on your morbidly-covered phone

14. Aim to look like a 17th century Spanish nobleman - even while wearing lederhosen

15. Exaggerate wildly

16. Frighten young children

17. Don't forget to laugh

18. And just generally avoid giving a fuck