Need To Get Out Of Work For The Open? They've Prepared Something For You...

I've just realised that by highlighting the fact The Open have made this I now can't actually use it for my own benefit in Balls Towers. Bollox.

Anyone know someone who can write me a different doctor's note?

We're not suggesting you miss work tomorrow, but just in case you're feeling under the weather... #TheOpen pic.twitter.com/49bGO8tb4V

— The Open (@TheOpen) July 19, 2015