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Why The Feck Does Google STILL Insist That Shane Lowry Is Not Irish?!

Mikey Traynor
By Mikey Traynor
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Right, it's time to vent.

Last year during The Masters, Shane Lowry was listed as Australian on the leaderboards on Google. We all had a chuckle, slagged Google and moved on.

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Now in 2016, and especially frustrating considering Shane got off to an absolute flyer in the first round of the tournament, we're not having it anymore. A good few of our readers alerted us to the fact that this is still a problem:

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So... Why Australia? Well, infuriatingly, it is because of this former Millwall defender who now plays for Perth Glory in his homeland of, you guessed it, Australia.

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This is GOOGLE we're talking about here. I would have imagined that Google could have told me what I had for breakfast this morning, let alone the nationality of a famous golfer that is playing in a huge tournament, and that they even have listed as Irish when you search his name!

OFFALY! IT SAYS IT RIGHT THERE!!

And when we said off to a flyer, we meant it:

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We demand justice.

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Of course, it's clear just some robot at google who doesn't give a shite how patriotic we are, so we may be forced to wait.

SEE ALSO: Watch: Unbelievable Sight As Ernie Els SEVEN PUTTS The 1st Hole In The Masters

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