Chael Sonnen is known for have a word to say one everything, but this story is special.
On his podcast during the week, Sonnen tells this story of an MMA fighter who took a fight on at the last minute before realising that he will fail a drugs test.
What follows is one of those tales that sounds so ridiculous and so far-fetched that you'd wonder what would be going through your head if you made it up.
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It starts off with the unnamed fighter attempting to cover it up with a whizzinator - a fake penis filled with urine. Then the whizzinator breaks mid-fight because of a low blow, and the fighter panics.
How he deals with that is just insane.
What? Just what?
[Reddit]
