1. Roy Keane, Nicky Butt and Paul Scholes tried to kick the diving out of Ronaldo
Not sure it worked but it was worth a go. We're still awaiting the video of Keane giving him a few good kicks.
2. Balls.ie's GAA team of the year
Surely nobody could argue with our half-back line of Brendan Bugler, Lukas Podolski and Santi Cazorla. But who makes up the rest of the BallStar team?
3. Clare People's four word editorial
The Clare People were either too busy trying to cover all the reaction from around the county that they forgot to write an editorial or they just decided that there was nothing more to say.
4. Jonny Sexton made Ross O'Carroll-Kelly's day
Ross O'Carroll Kelly was delighted with Jonny's "Eat Nerves, Shit Results" message in a signed copy of Sexton's new book. We took a look back at a few of Ross' "Eat Nerves, Shit Results" tweets.
In 100,000 years, when archaeologists find my skeletal remains, I will still be clutching this to my chest... pic.twitter.com/mPuLTpFugP
— Ross O'Carroll-Kelly (@RossOCK) October 1, 2013
5. Adnan Januzaj scored a screamer
The summer and start of the season may have been a disappointment for Manchester United fans but 18-year-old Adnan Januzaj looks a real prospect, scoring a great goal for the reserves in a 4-0 win over Bolton.
6. Insane goings-on at Basel Vs Schalke
Who cares what happened on the pitch? Off it there were hooligans, pyro and Greenpeace.
7. Sunday Times Vs Cork's Brian Murphy
For some reason the Sunday Times appear to have edited Cork's Brian Murphy out of a photo taken during the All Ireland Hurling Final replay. We have absolutely no idea why.
