Barack Obama To Enter The UFC Ring?

Donny Mahoney
By Donny Mahoney
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If President Obama is the man he claims to be, then he soon will be accepting the challenge of Jacob Volkmann and entering the figure 8-shaped cage for an evening of homoerotic sadism which the world calls UFC. Volkmann said he'd like to square off with BHO after beating Antonio McKee.


"Someone's gotta knock some sense into that idiot," Volkmann said, referring to leader of the free world.

There's a part of me that wishes geopolitical disputes could be determined by Ultimate Fighting. How many world leaders beyond Putin could beat Brian Cowen? Ireland would rule the world again.

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