Meet Robert Vietze he is an 18 year old skiier from the United States of America. An otherwise insignificant member of the top 75 skiiers in the US, Robert has come to our attention due to his lack of bladder control.
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You see Vietze took a redeye jetblue flight last week where he consumed 8 beverages, this led him to require the use of the facilities, but he never made it, instead he uriniated on an 11 year old girl who was travelling with her cancer stricken father.
He has reportedly refused to apologise for what the NYPost calls the "high altitude humiliation" and now faces the axe from the American team. "I was drunk, and I did not realize I was pissing on her leg," he is quoted as saying.
