Dear Rupert Murdoch,
It has come to our attention that you will be bringing the NBA to these waters via your Sky Sports vehicle as soon as ten days from now. This is unbearably good news. Now, we know that given his background in professional basketball, the great Kevin Cadle will be involved in some capacity in your studio show, but you will need a play-by-play guy who will convert the skeptical late-night sports viewers into diehard roundball fanatics.
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Please allow us to introduce you to Cork's Timmy McCarthy.
You can thank us later.
Signed
Balls.ie
[Credit to Hugh O'Connell for being the first person to tweet what the entire Irish sports-following internet was thinking]
