This is great. Occasional viewers of ESPN will have encountered the polemical stylings of Stephen A. Smith. The guy's never seen an argument he doesn't like. The Onion being The Onion lampooned his propensity for disagreement in a recent article about Smith's imagined 'sex argument' with his 9-year-old :
Hilariously though, Stephen A took incredible offence to the story and informed the world that he does not actually have a son (read from bottom to top) with a six tweet rant that questioned the virtues of the media.
The internet was quick to inform him that the article was, yes, satire. Stephen A. took the news well.