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An Essential 18-Step Guide On How You Can Be More Like Conor McGregor

An Essential 18-Step Guide On How You Can Be More Like Conor McGregor
By Ben Kiely
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Style, personality, a mean bolo punch; UFC superstar Conor McGregor has it all. A win for The Notorious against bitter rival Dustin Poirier at UFC 178 on Saturday will only see the Irishman rise to even more dizzying heights. The Cult of McGregor is poised to explode across the globe.

If you've ever found yourself wondering how you can emulate the trash-talking connoisseur, follow this extremely useful guide.

Be the life and soul of the party


Only wear the finest custom-made suits

Rub shoulders with the stars...

...but acknowledge when they're arseholes


Have an innate talent for spotting your rival's cartoon doppelganger

Instantly look 10 years younger after a simple haircut and a shave

Impress your new employer by making a statement on your first day


Never give a fuck

Refuse to abide by the law of gravity

Moonlight as a Viking

Don't be afraid to say it like it is


Did we mention not giving a fuck?

Master the ancient Japanese art of origami


Dress to impress, even if you're just popping down to the shops for half a sliced pan and tea

Timing is everything, even when chowing down on a packet of crisps


 Appreciate the value of comfort

Wear the shortest teal shorts known to humanity, and somehow pull it off

Be a man of the people



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