The North Korea men's basketball team have sensationally beaten a team of former NBA All-stars, according to North Korean news.
The controversial match, organised by former Chicago Bulls star Dennis Rodman took place earlier today. The NBA team consisted of Charles D. Smith, Doug Christie, and Vin Baker.
There is no Youtube footage of the game but this photo, taken outside the stadium where the match was to be played, offers conclusive proof that the North Koreans did indeed defeat the NBA ex-All-Star outfit.
— Michael (@mpspavor) January 8, 2014
Not even the presence of Matt Cooper in the Americans' corner could inspire them to victory. The North Korean Taoiseach Kim Jong-Un attended the event and, as such, all video and camera footage was banned. The North Korean media, well used to reporting on success, took the victory in their stride and reported upon the event soberly.
If any "despicable human scum, worse than a dog" are sceptical about the of the result, then just shove the above photo in their face.
The final score has yet to be released.