Front Row Seats

Hal LaRoux
By Hal LaRoux
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Sick and tired of your team losing?

Wish you hadn't paid the extortionate ticket price aswell as the $10 beer you don't like?

Well sit near a girl like this and you won't be dwelling on that money for long..

The Dallas Cowboys may not be enjoying the best start to an NFL campaign and the fans may be becoming a tad dissillusioned but its situations like this when second row seats become front row tickets.


They both got kicked out of the new Cowboys stadium by officials, I wonder what a Maor would have done had this kicked off in the likes of Parnell Park?


We sat right behind this at the MNF game Cowboys vs. Giants. This happened right after Romo went down crying. At least it was some entertainment while the rest of the game went to shit. They got kicked out after their make out session in the Front Row in the End Zone. People started throwing beer bottles and cups. Funniest thing was all the Chicks sitting around and their reactions getting all pist [sic] because they didn’t have the balls to pull something like this off and jealous of her fricking amazing body. Dirty Girl in Dallas, gotta luv em. -Ron

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